For our new fans, here is a timeline of how the first 11 years went 1978-1989.
October 19, 1978-
Born in Sacramento California, Sean Hetherington
No middle name, mother cried upon birth due to gender surprise, was supposed to be named Shannon.
November 1985
Food Issues begin. Grandma dies.
1978-1987-
Lived in Greenhaven a suburb of Sacramento. Moved to Folsom to get brother away from 80's style vandalism gang, and to try to get him on a basketball team (he was the only white guy in Greenhaven).
October 1985
Parents take me to see Bill Cosby in Lake Tahoe. Hooked. On. Comedy.
March 1987
See Wrestlemania 3 in the window of a Circuit City at the Florin Mall. Begin lifetime fandom
1988
Fourth grade, begin to be chosen last to play all recess games. Caught with a boner during reading. Begin experimenting with adding cheese and bologna to every meal. Parents complain to teacher when I read Are you There God It's Me Margaret and I say, "I'm Never Marrying a girl who bleeds!" Am overweight by 50 pounds.
1989
Discover the diva trifecta: Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul, and Taylor Dayne. Begin buying wrestling posters for wall to masturbate to. Blare "Tell it To My Heart" in the background so no one is suspicious.
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