If you missed this post yesterday, there's a link to catch up. Here's the next 10 years.
April 1, 1990-
See first WWE Wrestlemania live on Pay Per View. It's the Ultimate challenge as Warrior takes on Hogan.
June 1990-
During last day of sixth grade, accidentally fart in class earning the moniker "Sean the Ripper" for the next 2 years.
April 2003-
Play Sailor number 2 in Folsom High School Production of South Pacific. Look pretty Queer.
June 2003-May 1995
Fall in love with RG, who is a year older than me, dating my best friend, Ashley and who is probably certifiably insane. Begin practicing bulimia. Ultimately get fatter.
June 1996
Graduate high school never having been named Prom Queen.
July 1996
Begin media career at 17 as an intern for Captain Bob's Country drive Home on 105.1 KNCI radio.
February 1997
Impeached as Student Government Public Relations officer at American River College. Resign Amicably.
April 1997
Via an online contest, win a phone call and autographed jacket from one Miss Reba Nell McEntire Blackstock. Tape conversation and play for parents where she encourages me to go to Belmont University in Nashville, Tennessee. Leak tape to KNCI and earn free dinner. Eat a lot. Am 70 pounds overweight.
August 1997
Begin College at Belmont. Discover roommate is about to come out as gay person. Freak out. Move in with French guy.
September 1998
Welcome back bulimia.
September 1999
Fall down face-first as cheerleader for Nashville Predators on national television.
May 2000
Become first Hetherington to graduate college.
June 2000
Move to LA as member of NBC Page Program. 100 pounds overweight.
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